Fat Socks: Cure for Cankles
The Urban Dictionary defines cankles as “calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.” This is a deformity that plagues millions of women – particularly during sandal season. Next to batwings and muffin tops, cankles are the most ridiculed body part.
I developed cankles during the last two months of my pregnancy. I was mortified and barely left the house. I feel for women who suffer the shame of cankles on a regular basis. I mean, it’s not like they can go to the gym and work off their cankles!
Thankfully, fat-fighting clothing company Fatshion is coming out with a cure for cankles. Fat Socks contain an advanced slimming gel that visibly reduces the appearance of ankle fat while firming skin for a smoother, more youthful look. Simply sport these slimming socks to reduce the cells that store ankle fat, limit ankle fat production and reduces your body’s ankle fat storing process.
Happy April Fools!