I have heard that your Neiman Marcus partnership was a flop. I am genuinely sorry to hear it. I am a big fan of your designer partnerships and I still cherish my Missoni for Target tote!
Please, please, please don’t take this as a sign that you should stop partnering with fabulous designers and taste makers! I came up with some ideas in case you need them:
- Rachel Zoe for Target. Her collection would be BA-NANAS! Perhaps her former assistant, Brad Goreski, could do a line of pet couture with little doggie bow ties! I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’!
- Lady Gaga Nail Art Kits for Target. OK, I know she’s not a designer, but let’s break the rules here.
- La Mer for Target. For those of use who have always wanted to try $150 face cream (that’s for 1 oz, folks!), but can’t stomach the price tag, this partnership would be La Mazing.
- Tory Burch Anything Other Than A Lunch Tote. I was so excited to see that she was designing something for your Neiman collection. I was so bummed to find out that it was a lunch tote.
I am certain that you will appreciate my feedback so – you’re welcome – in advance.